HACK MOVIES GEAR

Above, Hack Movies Scream Queen Zae sports a $15 “titty cover” with dark hair featuring red and blonde highlights. At right, she is having more fun as she is blonde. Though Hack Movies does not guartantee you will look as good as Zae, they do promise their shirt “will get you all the dick you could want.” I do not know what their return policy is, but who would want to return such a lovely shirt. The men’s “torso cover” comes with the following Hack Movies recommendation: “If you can’t get laid wearing one (of) these fuckers, you've probably got AIDS!” Sizes include L, XL and XXL for the guys and S, M, L and XL for the gals. Happy shopping!