PREDICTING THE NIGHT OF THE OSCARS

THE CREW

Pollystaffle.com searched high and low to find the perfect group of experts, otherwise known as cinematic super thugs, to share their thoughts on the 2007 Academy Awards. And here they are:

OREN SHAI

Screenwriter/Director/Film Critic

Polly Staffle Review: Heavy Soul

Israel-born rockabilly aficionado Oren Shai.

JOHN FALLON

aka ARROW IN THE HEAD

Film Critic/Actor/Screenwriter

Polly Staffle Review: Deaden

Canada’s John Fallon hanging with Quentin Tarantino.

LISA TIMMONS

Journalist/Celebrity Gossip Columnist

Editor of A Sociallite’s Life

Lisa Timmons serves up gossip and is hotter than Perez.

SHANE RYAN

Filmmaker/Actor/Film Critic
of Alter Ego Cinema

Polly Staffle Reviews:
Amateur Porn Star Killer
Big Boobs, Blonde Babes, Bad Blood

Lady Killer: Shane Ryan with Carmen Electra.

JOHN R. HAND

Filmmaker/Actor/Gearhead

Polly Staffle Review:
Frankensteins Bloody Nightmare

John R. Hand’s debut film will be released on DVD in May 2007 by Unearthed Films.

JUMP TO AN AWARD SECTION

Best Movie - “I’ve seen all their posters and watched half of all their trailers.” - John R. Hand

Best Actor/Supporting - “It should have gone to Sacha Baron Cohen by a landslide. But the Academy very rarely acknowledges comedy as quality filmmaking.” - Oren Shai

Best Actress/Supporting - “Meryl did have AMAZING hair though, and that makes her a winner in my eyes because yes, I’m just that superficial.” - Lisa Timmons

Best Director - “As for Larry Clark, he should win 25 years to life in a maximum-security prison filled with horny, burly men and no lube in sight. Why? For making the same damn film over and over again, i.e. teeny porn hiding under the “art card.” Do something else already! We get it! You like naked teens, drugs and teen sex! Can we move on already! Sheesh!” - John Fallon

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